February 2012
9 posts
My wife wants “slutty librarian” glasses. I love this woman.
dear weed culture
I guess you guys are stoned when you have your meetings? Cause I feel like I need to mention this to you.
Look I know Ron Paul seems like a really great political friend but he’s not. He’s a young-earth creationist who believes life begins at conception, and is also probably a racist and homophobe. I know that ad hominem attacks are bad - “just because someone believes in thing...
January 2012
4 posts
OHAI you're the company social media guru now.
December 2011
13 posts
Things I hope for in 2012: an end to stupid pubic...
Can we please be done with stupid debates on Tumblr about pubic hair? So incredibly stupid.
First and foremost: there is no political statement to be had. None. Sorry. The notion that removing one’s pubic hair is some modern side-effect of pervasive pornography (and thus, having it is counter-culture or whatever) is bullshit. You can tell, because if the complete removal of pubic hair was...
For Xmas my wife got me a bunch of incredibly-hard-to-find CDs from a British indie band, and a bunch of parts for my shotgun.
My life is incredibly … uneven.
Breaking Dawn: Part 1
quicksummary:
Edward learns not to have sex on IKEA furniture because that shit is gonna break. Bella remains an expressionless advocate of the extreme pro-life movement and spousal abuse. Some terrible CGI dogs fuck a lot of shit up. A baby-vampire monster eats its way out of Bella’s womb. This is all OK because vampires.
(notquiteblondarewe)
Easily the most concise example of why...
November 2011
29 posts
VA hops on the personhood train →
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2 of the major themes of images I post are (funny, weird) dicks and (funny, weird) batman. Or the fusion thereof.
I should probably talk to my therapist about that.
Yelping with Cormac: Ritual Coffee Roasters →
yelpingwithcormac:
The Mission - San Francisco, CA
Cormac M. | Author | Lost in the chaparral, NM
Four stars.
Kent awoke to the dawn skylighting the foothills. The sun’s promise not yet fulfilled. He got up and walked to the campfire where Davis was brewing a pot of coffee on the coals.
What are you doing, Kent…
the personhood thing isn’t as bad as people think it is.
First, it’ll “out” people as fucking insane. You simply cannot be a functioning member of society and believe that a fetus deserves the right to vote but not, oh, I dunno, Puerto Ricans. (pick some arbitrary thing here) It will draw a wide, stark line between “people who are opposed to abortion for many...
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