June 2012
0 posts
tonight on keeping up with the kardashians khloe smokes a shitton of bath sales and eats kims ass and torso
May 2012
12 posts
I got shitfaced on moonshine last night so this morning I’m mindlessly browsing the web and listening to Teenage Bottlerocket and drinking coffee.
I’m almost 40. The fuck is wrong with me.
“Also if you look closely you’d see that her thumb is actually engaging the slide release on her 1911”
why would you engage the slide release when you’re about to shoot. keep your fucking digits off the controls unless you need them. Go watch some IPSC matches, see how many shooters keep their fingers ready to engage that slide release.
Looking again you may be right...
I should start a blog where I do nothing but reblog girls-with-guns posts but critique their shooting stance, trigger discipline, etc.
I was telling my wife about my Boy Scout camp experience. Same thing every year: wake up, breakfast, go to range and shoot all frigging day, stopping only to swim laps at the lake. On Thursdays I’d spend the day at the shotgun range shooting skeet. On...
First of May, first of May, outdoor fuckin’ starts today.
April 2012
5 posts
The GOP is choosing between one guy who thinks the Garden of Eden is in Missouri, and one guy who thinks that an old, celibate man has the right to dictate the manner in which I’m about to go bone my old lady.
(Dear Mr. Santorum and all busy-body Christians: because you REALLY CARE, since you want to legislate that action, the answer to your question is “from behind, standing up in...
I find that people most excited about dumb shit like the Google VR goggles have never had to build and ship a product. Ever. It’s like, by definition. If you are panting and wheezing over a stupid concept video, for a thing that will probably never exist (and certainly, if it does, not as portrayed in the stupid video), then you’re most likely not a person who makes things.
March 2012
1 post
February 2012
13 posts
I’m getting pretty bored of some people who proclaim themselves Christians yammering on how Rick “Frothy Mixture of lube and fecal matter” Santorum “isn’t a Christian”.
Look you guys: he probably feels the same way about you. (He totally feels that way about Protestants, you know).
And only one of you can be right. So maybe, just maybe, this is a pretty good...
I am experiencing what you could call “the 100th problem”. I am not very happy with life right now.
My wife wants “slutty librarian” glasses. I love this woman.
dear weed culture
I guess you guys are stoned when you have your meetings? Cause I feel like I need to mention this to you.
Look I know Ron Paul seems like a really great political friend but he’s not. He’s a young-earth creationist who believes life begins at conception, and is also probably a racist and homophobe. I know that ad hominem attacks are bad - “just because someone believes in thing...
January 2012
4 posts
OHAI you're the company social media guru now.
December 2011
13 posts
Things I hope for in 2012: an end to stupid pubic...
Can we please be done with stupid debates on Tumblr about pubic hair? So incredibly stupid.
First and foremost: there is no political statement to be had. None. Sorry. The notion that removing one’s pubic hair is some modern side-effect of pervasive pornography (and thus, having it is counter-culture or whatever) is bullshit. You can tell, because if the complete removal of pubic hair was...
For Xmas my wife got me a bunch of incredibly-hard-to-find CDs from a British indie band, and a bunch of parts for my shotgun.
My life is incredibly … uneven.
Breaking Dawn: Part 1
quicksummary:
Edward learns not to have sex on IKEA furniture because that shit is gonna break. Bella remains an expressionless advocate of the extreme pro-life movement and spousal abuse. Some terrible CGI dogs fuck a lot of shit up. A baby-vampire monster eats its way out of Bella’s womb. This is all OK because vampires.
(notquiteblondarewe)
Easily the most concise example of why...
November 2011
29 posts
VA hops on the personhood train →
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