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I am experiencing what you could call “the 100th problem”. I am not very happy with life right now.

February 25, 2012
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GPOY. This is how i pay my mortgage. That is hilarious to me. Also I would like Internet Cool Points for a realistic avatar.

GPOY.

This is how i pay my mortgage. That is hilarious to me. Also I would like Internet Cool Points for a realistic avatar.

February 24, 2012
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It’s true.

It’s true.

February 18, 2012
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attictv:

My favorite piece of music in the entire world is “Sexual Harassment In The Workplace”, a live improv piece on ‘Strictly Commercial’. Go give it a listen.

(Source: attictv)

February 18, 2012
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Bravo station! Bravo station, come in! Something made it through the portal. Repeat: SOMETHING MADE IT THROUGH THE PORTAL.

Bravo station! Bravo station, come in! Something made it through the portal. Repeat: SOMETHING MADE IT THROUGH THE PORTAL.

February 16, 2012
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I’m all grown up and shit.

I’m all grown up and shit.

February 16, 2012
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I am trying hard not to vent about this whole contraception horseshit that’s going on in our country right now so here is a naked lady.

I am trying hard not to vent about this whole contraception horseshit that’s going on in our country right now so here is a naked lady.

February 12, 2012
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My wife wants “slutty librarian” glasses. I love this woman.

February 11, 2012
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roselynnlocks: Live computer sex! http://roselynnlocks.com/shows-with-rose I would give anything to know what $12.95 got you in the era of the green-screen Apple ][c vis a vis “sex”.

roselynnlocks:

Live computer sex! http://roselynnlocks.com/shows-with-rose

I would give anything to know what $12.95 got you in the era of the green-screen Apple ][c vis a vis “sex”.

(via quimmanaheim)

February 05, 2012
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I’m sorry I talked about politics again. Here are boobs.

I’m sorry I talked about politics again. Here are boobs.

February 05, 2012

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