Edward learns not to have sex on IKEA furniture because that shit is gonna break. Bella remains an expressionless advocate of the extreme pro-life movement and spousal abuse. Some terrible CGI dogs fuck a lot of shit up. A baby-vampire monster eats its way out of Bella’s womb. This is all OK because vampires.
Easily the most concise example of why Twilight is a plague on society.
death-drive liked this
intoxicateddlovee reblogged this from stoplisteningtobadmusic
stoplisteningtobadmusic reblogged this from thethinginroom101
thethinginroom101 reblogged this from quicksummary
the-power-of-potter liked this
bubblez-of-fury reblogged this from michichick
hylianpuppy liked this
jess-i-e reblogged this from germanmade
michichick reblogged this from jess-i-e
vvaves liked this
ellopaige reblogged this from weigiburger and added:
This summary could also be named “A Good Number of Reasons Why Paige Hates Twilight”
smilingwonthideit reblogged this from weigiburger
weigiburger reblogged this from quicksummary
piper-mclean-aphrodite liked this
percyjackson-ooc reblogged this from quicksummary
somepretentioushipster reblogged this from quicksummary
deathbedpersuasion reblogged this from quicksummary
pansexual-nightmare reblogged this from quicksummary
iantofish-moriartyspider liked this
allthejimmysarelove-slime reblogged this from quicksummary
where-is-finnick-odair-he-is reblogged this from aimsme
aimsme reblogged this from quicksummary
rosstophergeller liked this
youhadmeathelina reblogged this from memoirsofagraveyardvixen
memoirsofagraveyardvixen reblogged this from eowyning
happilyimperfecttumblrcom reblogged this from quicksummary
iswishandflick liked this
badooney reblogged this from puffinslikepeanutbutter
puffinslikepeanutbutter reblogged this from quicksummary
supergirlricey reblogged this from radicaled57
koreanghetto liked this
twinklebae reblogged this from quicksummary
radicaled57 reblogged this from quicksummary
honeyyoushouldbehappyieven reblogged this from quicksummary
shewasoctober liked this
ophelia5wims reblogged this from quicksummary and added:
NEW FAVORITE BLOG
flagtwirler reblogged this from quicksummary
idobelieveiamaglowworm reblogged this from geniaparadox
oh-ibelieveinyou reblogged this from quicksummary
shespeaksamerican liked this
if-our-worlds-collide reblogged this from musical-squares
thedaytheeathstoodstupid reblogged this from partofthetimebomb
sevistheman liked this
partofthetimebomb reblogged this from eowyning
beachpartiesinlondon reblogged this from eowyning
eliseypoo reblogged this from eowyning
ahodgepodgeofinanity reblogged this from eowyning
gosh-your-lips-look-delicious reblogged this from quicksummary
redandyell0w liked this
geniaparadox reblogged this from quicksummary