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tonight on keeping up with the kardashians khloe smokes a shitton of bath sales and eats kims ass...

Thu, 31 May 2012 20:12:46 -0400

tonight on keeping up with the kardashians khloe smokes a shitton of bath sales and eats kims ass and torso

I got shitfaced on moonshine last night so this morning I’m mindlessly browsing the web and...

Sun, 27 May 2012 10:17:00 -0400

I got shitfaced on moonshine last night so this morning I’m mindlessly browsing the web and listening to Teenage Bottlerocket and drinking coffee.

I’m almost 40. The fuck is wrong with me.

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Tue, 22 May 2012 07:41:44 -0400

“Also if you look closely you’d see that her thumb is actually engaging the slide...

Tue, 22 May 2012 06:59:02 -0400

“Also if you look closely you’d see that her thumb is actually engaging the slide release on her 1911”

why would you engage the slide release when you’re about to shoot. keep your fucking digits off the controls unless you need them. Go watch some IPSC matches, see how many shooters keep their fingers ready to engage that slide release.

Looking again you may be right about the sling, it’s still madness to move it across your entire body like that when you’re ostensibly about to transition back to it.

I should start a blog where I do nothing but reblog girls-with-guns posts but critique their...

Mon, 21 May 2012 07:27:19 -0400

I should start a blog where I do nothing but reblog girls-with-guns posts but critique their shooting stance, trigger discipline, etc.

I was telling my wife about my Boy Scout camp experience. Same thing every year: wake up, breakfast, go to range and shoot all frigging day, stopping only to swim laps at the lake. On Thursdays I’d spend the day at the shotgun range shooting skeet. On Friday I’d angrily rush to complete some bullshit merit badge, which I viewed as an interruption of my shooting time. (Exceptions: “real” merit badges, like Wilderness Survival, wherein you had to fashion your own improvised shelter each night regardless of weather, among other fun tasks, were acceptable distractions from the range)

And people wonder why I didn’t go to college and joined the Marines.

thekingprevails: MI Weak-hand thumb should be down, hon....

Mon, 21 May 2012 07:21:38 -0400

thekingprevails:

MI

Weak-hand thumb should be down, hon. Also why is your sling putting your primary weapon so far back along your weak side; you’d have to half-turn to bring it to bear. The sling should drop the weapon such that it’s essentially the same motion to draw either your sidearm or your main weapon.

Nobody ever has to make time to masturbate.

Thu, 17 May 2012 19:32:10 -0400

Nobody ever has to make time to masturbate.

via her AMA on reddit.

Mon, 14 May 2012 19:40:12 -0400

via her AMA on reddit.

I’m watching this movie in some pretty obscure dimensions...

Sun, 06 May 2012 18:51:45 -0400

I’m watching this movie in some pretty obscure dimensions you’ve probably never heard of.

Fabbioli Cellars, a local vineyard, makes an absolutely...

Sun, 06 May 2012 09:49:26 -0400

Fabbioli Cellars, a local vineyard, makes an absolutely wonderful pear wine. It’s of course made from local pears, and is 18% alcohol by volume, but 100% awesome by volume. Here is a picture of me, halfway into a bottle.

Not that I’m complaining but is the coif and bastard sword...

Sun, 06 May 2012 09:43:36 -0400

Not that I’m complaining but is the coif and bastard sword really necessary here? She’s lovely as it is. Chain mail catches hair like a sonofabitch, you’re supposed to wear something under it (cloth, padding, etc). Erm. So.

First of May, first of May, outdoor fuckin’ starts today.

Tue, 01 May 2012 07:41:46 -0400

First of May, first of May, outdoor fuckin’ starts today.

I need a new tubes for the tires I just bought. Guess I’m...

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 16:20:49 -0400

I need a new tubes for the tires I just bought. Guess I’m not riding to work tomorrow.

I am truly sorry for posting an animated gif but for reasons I...

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 10:14:12 -0400

I am truly sorry for posting an animated gif but for reasons I cannot explain this is the funniest goddamn thing I’ve seen in ages.

Yeah.

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 10:52:26 -0400

Yeah.

The GOP is choosing between one guy who thinks the Garden of Eden is in Missouri, and one guy who...

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 19:40:32 -0400

The GOP is choosing between one guy who thinks the Garden of Eden is in Missouri, and one guy who thinks that an old, celibate man has the right to dictate the manner in which I’m about to go bone my old lady.

(Dear Mr. Santorum and all busy-body Christians: because you REALLY CARE, since you want to legislate that action, the answer to your question is “from behind, standing up in the shower, because it’s a very red week, if you catch my drift”. I sorta wish we weren’t married so I could get a few more sins in at once.)

Noodle that for a second. Just think about that. NO NOT THE ME HAVING SEX PART. I’M SORRY I BROUGHT IT UP OK. THE FIRST BIT, THINK ABOUT THE FIRST BIT. A grown man in 2012, when we’re having a serious conversation about how to send people to Mars, thinks the Magical Land Of Wonder and Talking Serpents written about in a 2000 year old book is in middle America. And the other guy, a grown man in 2012, wants to use the power of the most powerful human nation in history to regulate sex.

What. The fuck. What the hell world is this.

I find that people most excited about dumb shit like the Google VR goggles have never had to build...

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 07:24:54 -0400

I find that people most excited about dumb shit like the Google VR goggles have never had to build and ship a product. Ever. It’s like, by definition. If you are panting and wheezing over a stupid concept video, for a thing that will probably never exist (and certainly, if it does, not as portrayed in the stupid video), then you’re most likely not a person who makes things.

victran: those green tips…M855 Ah yes, that green shit...

Sat, 10 Mar 2012 13:59:55 -0500

victran:

those green tips…M855

Ah yes, that green shit that ends up all over the fucking feed ramps.

I’m getting pretty bored of some people who proclaim themselves Christians yammering on how...

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 06:45:30 -0500

I’m getting pretty bored of some people who proclaim themselves Christians yammering on how Rick “Frothy Mixture of lube and fecal matter” Santorum “isn’t a Christian”.

Look you guys: he probably feels the same way about you. (He totally feels that way about Protestants, you know).

And only one of you can be right. So maybe, just maybe, this is a pretty good reason why I don’t want to be a part of your little fucking club in the first place. Peace, love, and redemption ends up in a bunch of bronze-age tribalism about whose imaginary sky friend that makes it rain.

So anyway life sucks.

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 08:58:17 -0500

So anyway life sucks.